Have you ever thought you'd officially Enter Womanhood simply by taking fish oil or wearing heels more or dropping $1,000,000 on a gossamer demi-bra made of silkworm poop? Us too! Here are some of the ultimately useless things we bought or did or drank because we thought they were the express ticket to a perfect life.
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Skylar Grey gets her hands on Wii Fit U while at the Nintendo Chalet during the 2014 Sundance Film Festival on January 17, 2014 in Park City, Utah. Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for Nintendo/AFP