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Does Mickey Rourke ever wish he was a woman? After his visit to Russia this week, he very well might do. You see, Rourke went to Moscow's GUM shopping mall and squeezed into one of the Vladimir-Putin-themed T-shirts on sale there. But as he flew back to the States, proof emerged that in the race for the most patriotic top, Rourke had been pipped to the post.

 

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